Hey, It's Mario!

fyawn:

am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

(via renmilestone)

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT


Whoaaaa, duuuuuude

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

Whoaaaa, duuuuuude

(Source: ds0tm, via deviouslydoomed)

micdotcom:

15 questions white people will never have to ask themselves

Many white people may never truly understand why incidents like the Michael Brown shooting infuriate blacks and other people of color — even when it’s clear that race plays a large, looming role in how the situation snowballed to the 18-year-old’s death.

This is in part because white people can move through daily life without constantly thinking about how their race will be perceived. Part of having white privilege is the freedom from worrying about racism, a freedom their black counterparts have never known. But it gives black people a unique yet challenging perspective by which they navigate the world. 

African-American scholar W.E.B. DuBois called this “double consciousness,” Follow micdotcom

Feel kinda good that I’ve never had to ask any of those questions.

(via harrishun)

commanderabutt:

poppypicklesticks:

misogyny-mermaid:

machina-rex:

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

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Or maybe boys wear axe for themselves and don’t need to do things for women’s approval.

 Ooooooooooooooh

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Holy shiiiiiit

(via luciidkitties)

veenilla:

heyfunniest:

you know she dead

heyitsmario

Time to get my weather machine.

veenilla:

heyfunniest:

you know she dead

heyitsmario

Time to get my weather machine.

(Source: feel-insane)

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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You people, man.

(via moonlightstrike)

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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I feed off of this energy. Yes.
I love it when someone hates me but are surrounded by people who love me and they have no choice but to writhe in agony.

(via moonlightstrike)

waiero:

that one friend that has a really crappy blog but you still follow itimage

All of my friends.

(Source: springgles, via hynexdoll)

C O M I N G    2 0 1 5

Hype levels reaching MAX

(Source: onesky-onedestiny, via sirnucleose)

xoctins:

(credit to whoever made this)


Nailed it.

xoctins:

(credit to whoever made this)

Nailed it.

(via sirnucleose)

the signs as criminals

trmanblck:

aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: psychopathic killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer

Violent protest leader?
What would I protest… Hmmmmmm… Maybe the evils of KEYNESIAN ECONOMICS

(via rosebloodreaper)

evgeniemalkin:

freedom14movement:

[x]

im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.

arab peooplleee!

I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill

Christmas stuff is like Halloween stuff. That shit is 365 days a year, yo.

(via deviouslydoomed)

Protagonist of Persona 5 x

Protagonist of Persona 5 x

worldeaterfeinne:

these stupid games are consuming my life bye

Gonna see if I can main either her or Aigis in Arena.

worldeaterfeinne:

these stupid games are consuming my life bye

Gonna see if I can main either her or Aigis in Arena.

(via moonpride)