Hey, It's Mario!

Anonymous said: Hello, hope you don't mind but - Sugar skulls are not Latin American- they're Mexican ONLY. If you're not Mexican, didn't know what it was, and only found out from google Images and clearly don't know the actual real deep cultural significance behind the celebrations then I don't know why you feel okay granting people permission to do it. Dia de Muertos is so important in Mexico, it's a tradition honoring the deceased. see why it's disrespectful to treat it as a cheap cutesy costume?

This is copypasta, right?

You’re so funny, anon.

oishiiasfuck:

Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

(via illuminaudo)

veenilla:

femboy101:

i want at least 12

heyitsmario

Speaking as a Republican, can confirm that my head is completely up my ass and comes out through my neck to assume normal head positions.

veenilla:

femboy101:

i want at least 12

heyitsmario

Speaking as a Republican, can confirm that my head is completely up my ass and comes out through my neck to assume normal head positions.

hynexdoll:

The Potion Shop

We had to photography glass for our most recent studio assignment, and she wanted us to play with some of the final images and just have fun, so I did some based on Mana and health regen potions. Wish I made the third yellow but oh well

They look nice, but I can’t tell what the black thing is. Looks like an oreo.

The big question is whether or not the drinks are edible.

nomeygrabbinbootysince1997:

hominishostilis:

That’s it that’s the whole show

The live action snk looks great


This is great, yo

nomeygrabbinbootysince1997:

hominishostilis:

That’s it that’s the whole show

The live action snk looks great

This is great, yo

(Source: naruuto-kuun, via littaly)

moonpride:

heyitsmario:

0/10

more like 3/4 cause that’s how many door handles i have in my car now

I hate you 11/10

moonpride:

heyitsmario:

0/10

more like 3/4 cause that’s how many door handles i have in my car now

I hate you 11/10

Creed fucking sucks

*groans into the stratosphere*

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS


Awwww yesssSign me up.

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Awwww yesss
Sign me up.

(via bip-bop-bam)

I feel like such a badass while playing the guitar.

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally


I thought the post would end like"… AND THEN I SQUISHED IT"I am disappointed.

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally

I thought the post would end like
"… AND THEN I SQUISHED IT"

I am disappointed.

(via littaly)

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

'I hate you'

(via littaly)

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass


SAME

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

SAME

(via hynexdoll)

eden-louisa:

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

THIS IS MY ENTIRE LIFE

I try not to be that unnecessarily catty. If I have a problem with someone, I’ll call them out on it.

Also boasting is great, would recommend.

(via becomingmo)