Hey, It's Mario!


What breeding for a shiny Pokémon feels like, in case you were curious.

Hey look. Eevees.

(via hynexdoll)

Anonymous said: holy shit you are fucking dumb

I have a legal certificate saying that I am legally NOT DUMB.

Suck on that, anon.


“Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be.”

— Eric Thomas (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

Disagreed completely. You need a balance of looking and thinking about your past, present, and future in order to succeed.

My favorite episode from Parks and Rec. Introduced fantastic characters, was so kind hearted, was super fun, and brought character development for Ron.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via becomingmo)

The wheels of capitalism stops for no man or woman!

The wheels of capitalism stops for no man or woman!

(Source: thelatestkate, via becomingmo)

"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have."

One of my favorite lines from the entire series.

(Source: friendswafffleswork, via swansonisms)




okay but there is literally no need for straight people..

i mean considering the fact bisexuals, pansexuals, polysexuals (both cis and trans) and along with transgays exist. 

Like the only transhets are the only heterosexuals accepted.  

luckily enough people don’t exist according to their usefulness, otherwise this post wouldn’t be here

oh my god i really hope they weren’t being serious.

Boom. Headshot.


I don’t think you’re ready for freddy.

I’m hearing a lot of buzz for this game, so it’s on my list. Too bad PT is there first and I CAN’T BEAT IT

(via deviouslydoomed)

how to write a horror game


  • jumpscare
  • thats it thats all you have to do. you are now a horror genius and a millionaire congratulations 

#sorry mario

You should be!

(via sirnucleose)




lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

Wakie talkies exist to make over jokes.

(via deviouslydoomed)



how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

(via sirnucleose)


Pic of the Day for August 20th!

Just killing time, I guess.

remember that naive period when the mlp obsession seemed weird but all-in-good-fun, before bronies swept the nation as the horrifying cultural phenomenon they now are



"maybe the wider than expected demographic appeal of my little pony is a bellwether for the destigmatization of femininity" — me, in 2011, being the most wrong about anything i’ve ever been in my entire life

excuse you

I remember this time period well. Oh well.

(Source: supercargautier)


what the fuck kind of fantasy world does Sheen live in

(via luciidkitties)


Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

Some of these were real bad, but holy shit that last one.

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