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Lopmon vs. Terriermon

I thought Lopmon’s digivolution was Wendigomon?

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moonlightstrike:

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo

I’m glad nobody asks me to talk in Spanish. I HATE Spanish. So much.

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horror-movie-confessions:

"I love horror movies with tons of back story, gore , and a reasonable plot twist I don’t no teen scream crap I want a movie that will keep me second guess I think Rosemary’s baby showed all of that and even little bit more !"

Was there gore in Rosemary’s Baby? I legitimately forgot. I remember raw steak in one scene, but that doesn’t count.

horror-movie-confessions:

"I love horror movies with tons of back story, gore , and a reasonable plot twist I don’t no teen scream crap I want a movie that will keep me second guess I think Rosemary’s baby showed all of that and even little bit more !"

Was there gore in Rosemary’s Baby? I legitimately forgot. I remember raw steak in one scene, but that doesn’t count.

So excited to go back to school so I can start working out again.

Preaching to the choir!

I’m gonna continue getting ripped with renmilestone!!!!

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zmyaro said: Also J.

J - Jellybean flavour?
Green Apple

heyitsmario said: penis

littaly:

You never cease to amaze me

I amaze everybody. I can’t help it, I’m an amazing person.

veenilla:

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for July 29th!   AAAAAA PAPER MARIO STUFF

FUCKING. FINALLY.

Sticker Star sucks, but its visuals do not. Super happy about it getting a stage.

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

But what if I was the magician?

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sarkhan-volkswagen:

Smash Fandom: We’re gonna get Waluigi

Sakurai: *deconfirms waluigi* He’s an assist trophy!

Smash fandom before Lucina reveal: WE’RE GONNA GET CHROM

Sakurai: *deconfirms Chrom* He’s a final smash!

Smash Fandom: WAIT TAKAMARU COULD BE PLAYABLE

Sakurai: *deconfirms Takamaru* Assist trophy again.

Smash Fandom: RIDLEY?!?!?!1!1?!

Sakurai:

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Takamaru was always a long shot.
*prays at my Sakurai alter for Ridley to be playable*

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horror-movie-confessions:

“Because of the special effects that keep coming out in newer horror movies, classic films like The Exorcist and Poltergeist aren’t going to seem scary, years from now, to teenagers that watch them.”

Poltergeist has a mastery of pacing on its side. Can’t say the same for The Exorcist (which is still excellent)

horror-movie-confessions:

Because of the special effects that keep coming out in newer horror movies, classic films like The Exorcist and Poltergeist aren’t going to seem scary, years from now, to teenagers that watch them.”

Poltergeist has a mastery of pacing on its side. Can’t say the same for The Exorcist (which is still excellent)

A very brief guide to different interesting-looking angels.

crokel:

(in descending order of rank in the angelic hierarchy)

Seraphim (singular ‘seraph’) are described as having six wings; two used to cover their face, two used to cover their feet, and two to fly. They also have a strong association with fire and may therefore be depicted as being on fire. 

Cherubim (singular ‘cherub’) have four faces: one of a man, one of an ox, one of a lion, and one of an eagle. They have four conjoined wings, each of which are covered in hundreds of eyes. They have the body of a lion and the feet of an ox, and human hands. 

Ophanim (singular ‘ophan’), also known as Thrones, are two adjacent blue-green wheel-within-a-wheels with hundreds of eyes covering their rims. They are also on fire. Ophanim often house the souls of Cherubim, and are therefore usually seen accompanying them. 

Dominions, also known as Hashmallim (singular ‘hashmal’) or Lordships, are the only angels described as appearing as beautiful humans with a single pair of wings. 

Virtues, then Authorities, come after Dominions, but neither are described in any detail.

Principalities, also known as Rulers, are described as wearing a crown and carrying a scepter of light. Not much description of their physical form is given, however.

Archangels have been frequently depicted as winged humans, but Biblical reactions to their appearances suggest that their real appearance is much more terrifying.

Angels, the lowest and largest class of angel, are described as having immensely varied forms, and so may come in all shapes and sizes,

It’s also worth remembering that most angels, in their true forms, are immensely large, and in some cases it would take several year’s journey on foot to travel from the top to the bottom of one. Also, most angels are quite luminous, and some are outright Lovecraftian in that gazing upon them may lead to blindness or insanity.  

Awwww man, I wanted to see a description of Virtue. Oh well, the rest of the stuff is solid.

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I think Waluigi fans have it worse. Sakurai keeps making fun of them.

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madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

I’m about to turn 20 in less than a month, and if it’s going the same direction the past couple of years has been going, it’s going to kick so much ass. Life is so great, yo

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OH SHIT

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