Hey, It's Mario!

Today I learned the most important sentence I ever will in French

veenilla:

mindcrankismycommander:

veenilla:

mindcrankismycommander:

J’ai inutile

I haven’t used french in several years but I’m fairly certain that sentence is wrong

"I have useless" doesn’t quite compute

"Have" is used like "am" and such is in english. Like you aren’t 25 years old, you HAVE 25 years

Only in certain cases, age and feelings (fear, embarrassment, etc.) specifically come to mind. It doesn’t apply to everything.

What the fuck am I reading?

Useless? Don’t be useless! Punch life in the face! Being useless stinks!

toastheaven said: SORRY FRIEND i apparently didn't delete that pluto post fast enough. There's nothing on the NASA site or twitter about it and doesn't pull up any hits on google, therefore: hoax.

sirnucleose:

Aw dang okay, I looked it up and thought that what I saw meant it was official official, but if NASA ain’t saying anything I guess it isn’t right.

You need to consult a higher authority than NASA.

Aka me.

And I have declared Pluto a planet because I said so.

challengerapproaching:

Here’s all of the ripped artwork for the returning veterans!  Smash Bros has never looked so good. Includes Overalls Wario and NES-grey R.O.B.!

I much prefer new Jigglypuff. Really dislike new Wario and moderately dislike new Ness

nagato316:

gosimpsonic:

And you’ll never have one.

Totes reblogging for emphasis on that last line.

I guess I’m on the minority in much preferring Family Guy to The Simpsons, then.

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carolina-girl:

italktosnakes:

tessaviolet:

ningcomepoop:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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love

seriously the best ever.

This was actually my childhood. 

Wish they had these I high school

Nostalgia, motherfuckers

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meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source
Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.
The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.
Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.
It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey


Hey guys, what’s going on over here?

meloromantics:

appropriately-inappropriate:

audreyvhorne:

sttinkerbelle:

vmpolung:

knowledgeandlove:

Photo source

Fact check source

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

This is why honey is not vegan.

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

Hey guys, what’s going on over here?

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ssbgifs:

nintendogirls:

Did she just summon a Duel Monsters card?!?




Holy shit

ssbgifs:

nintendogirls:

Did she just summon a Duel Monsters card?!?

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130629182813/yugioh/images/6/67/MirrorForce-YS13-EN-SR-1E.png

Holy shit

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littaly:

heyitsmario:

I HATE bacon



I’ll cut you.

littaly:

heyitsmario:

I HATE bacon

I’ll cut you.

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sirnucleose:

“It’s a very big, epic sci-fi movie. This isn’t a movie with a bunch of lines running around the page. We’re not giving feet to the geometric shapes.”

They’re making a movie based on Tetris for some reason. The director is the guy who did Mortal Kombat. (via shortformblog)

Not only did he make the Mortal Kombat movie, he also made Foodfight. This is gonna be a cinema masterpiece.

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I’m going all in on the Tertris movie. ALL. IN.

Out of all of the HOORAY IT’S OCTOBER posts, this one is my favorite.

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Saw Meme: Four male characters —> Dr. Lawrence Gordon

To overcome something you have to understand what a perfect engine it is. That’s how you fight disease.

#neverforget

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the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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RIP In Piece

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Awwwww yeeesssssGoosebumps is awesome

Awwwww yeeesssss

Goosebumps is awesome

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challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for October 1st!  Finally, more details on the new Starfox stage for Wii U!

Glad we got that out of the way.

*is never going to pick it*